Wanted

Welcome to the wall of wanted players.
Watch out for these player, a bounty is out for each of their heads!

Wanted: Blue Berries
Bounty:
2 Beer (Bubbles)

Wanted for:
Blue Berries was mentioned. 2 beers for his head.
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Posted 2011-02-07 23:01:21
Wanted: Aurora Sikal
Bounty:
$10 (Rimmer)

Wanted for:
She killed Nurnen the swift. A thrower who could run with the wind. We shall miss your galoping strides.
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Posted 2011-02-07 22:50:11
Wanted: Glordeth
Bounty:
1 Beer (endycarus)

Wanted for:
no reason provided, although this player should by rights be dead by now.

HAS BEEN KILLED!
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Posted 2011-02-07 22:38:11
Bounty:
1 Beer (Poundfist)

Wanted for:
I know I lost that game all on my own, but it was he that scored the two TDs, esp the one defensive TD, and in the rain no less. Add to which +ST and +MA on a Skink is too much; he gotta go. So whichever coach opposes him in the last game he plays, that coach gets a bounty. So kill him, retire him, foul him, watch him trip and die on a Dodge or a GFI. I don't care how he goes, he's gotta go.
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Posted 2011-02-07 22:36:03
Bounty:
One bottle of spirits of your choice* (value $65 or less) (MacPhee)

Wanted for:
Retaliation for putting $100 on El Tauro for the Thunderbowl XXIV playoffs.
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Posted 2011-02-07 22:34:45
Wanted: Syphilis
Bounty:
impact 'imp crusher' deathroller (Spaceman Spiff)

Wanted for:
I'm offering up craig's old impact 'imp crusher' deathroller for the death/retirement of Syphilis, as long as it's before he overtakes Jehova Joe's casualty record.
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Posted 2011-02-07 22:29:21
Wanted: Y2J
Bounty:
Fully Painted Zara the Slayer (Spaceman Spiff)

Wanted for:
Y2J needs to die. I'm offering up a fully painted Zara the Slayer model for the death or retirement of this bastard, as long as it's before he overtakes Jehova Joe's casualty record. This is in addition to the $20 to the coach and $10 donation to the league for any 'abomination' players.
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Posted 2011-02-07 22:24:48
Bounty:
$15 (Rimmer)

Wanted for:
Gorgab, you were a rookie star in the making, but your star did not shine for long. Why did you mark the Kroxigor? Did you forget he had Block? Always thinking of the team before himself. We will miss your 4AG.
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Posted 2010-06-03 12:57:43
Wanted: The Watusi
Bounty:
$10 (Rimmer)

Wanted for:
Lithlad, you were with us from the beginning. Your Horns were a sight to behold! Now they hand on the wall of the club house
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Posted 2010-06-03 12:30:29
Wanted: Captain Kirk
Bounty:
$5 (Rimmer)

Wanted for:
He is still wanted for killing poor little Azog. He just wanted to score one TD and retire, yet it wasn't to be.
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Posted 2010-06-03 12:13:32
Wanted: Nose Picnic
Bounty:
3 chocolate bars (Rimmer)

Wanted for:
I shall offer 3 chocolate bars from the food cart for the death of Nose Picnic from the Freaks and Weirdos!

HAS BEEN KILLED!
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Posted 2009-12-13 00:15:47
Bounty:
1 Beer (Blammaham)

Wanted for:
Father Cthulhu needs to Die! Kill this Fucker and a frothy Hoppy beverage of your choice will be yours!S.
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Posted 2009-12-13 00:13:23
Wanted: Teclis
Bounty:
$10 CAD (Rimmer)

Wanted for:
I would like to put a bounty on the Ulthuan Lord that fouled my ghoul to death.
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Posted 2009-09-17 02:39:19
Bounty:
1 beer (Warpstone)

Wanted for:
one-turn scorer.
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Posted 2009-09-17 02:35:48
Bounty:
1 Junior mint (Blammaham)

Wanted for:
I want Bruce Harris DEAD! In return for this feat I will get Warpstone to reimburse you one Junior Mint, he doesn't know he is on the hook for this so failing that you will have the unending gratitude of ALL THE COACHES IN THE LEAGUE! If you start with ST3 and get ST5 I want you dead. Apparently weighted dice work better in cups.
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Posted 2009-09-17 02:33:04
Wanted: Reacharound
Bounty:
1 beer (Dr. Evil)

Wanted for:
AG5 players with blodge are just wrong (cause I don't have one).
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Posted 2009-09-11 19:27:01
Wanted: Mick Jogger
Bounty:
1 Tim Hortin's coffee (Lord Chaos)

Wanted for:
Thinking he's cool cause he has dump off and NOS. Break his fuckin' head off his shoulders and you will bask in the heat of a Timmy's double double.
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Posted 2009-09-07 21:13:22
Wanted: Harry Patter
Bounty:
2 bags o chips, 1 pop and Jing's second born. (Lord Chaos)

Wanted for:
I hate this guy. I hate him like canker sores.
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Posted 2009-09-07 12:04:39
Bounty:
I'll buy you lunch (General Jason)

Wanted for:
Juggernaut, Frenzy, Mighty Blow Blodging Witch Elf. Wrong. It's just wrong. Take her down for all that you hold sacred and dear.
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Posted 2009-09-04 15:48:08
Wanted: Camilla
Bounty:
6 pack or mickey of your choice (General Jason)

Wanted for:
AG6 on that bitch is just wrong. It's just so wrong. She needs to die.
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Posted 2009-09-04 15:44:49
Wanted: Ridds
Bounty:
1 Beer (Spaceman Spiff)

Wanted for:
Apparently Ridds is immortal. Prove me wrong.

HAS BEEN KILLED!
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Posted 2009-09-04 01:24:51