Before the game, housekeeping of the previous game vs the Annoying Goofs was done in front of DAD.
Skill rolls were all normal rolls for WH #1 and #3 and the MVP for that last game ended up on WH #14. Skills selected were Side Step on Catcher #1 and Strip Ball on Catcher #3.
SFC Inducements=430KWilhelm Chaney = 240K
J Earlice = 180K
Total = 420K
WeatherThe sun was shining, for a nice day.
Kick Off ResultsT1 (WH) High Kick
T6 (SFC) Blitz for WH
T9 (SFC) Perfect Defence for WH
T15 (SFC) Changing Weather(Nice)
T16 (WH) Quick Snap
DarkAngelDave's dice were not happy with him all night. When fouling a Slann Catcher(AV7) with 3 or 4 assists the poor Nuffle-cursed coach snake eyed out without any harm to the prone amphibian!
This was early in the game(T3?).
Remarkably, Blood Lust was not to be too much of a concern for his Vampire slutty vixens.
Then again the TD scored late in T16 was a mixed message of sorts.
Coach Comb'Eye'Uhhh of the Slann team wanted to kick the ball off the pitch as a show of honour for a hard luck game after previously having his team clear the pitch of all but 4 Vampire players to waltz in a defensive touchdown...
The scatter was straight back up the pitch as has occurred in WAY too many games to count this season versus bouncing out when the coach counts out 6 squares in from the line of scrimmage's corner!
Perhaps blessed instead of cursed with all the unluck their team had in their first C-League season that saw 9 Bone-Heads by HypnoToad in their first game vs MacPhee's Lunch Money!
Or maybe it was the Triple Skulls, RR(made it with Loner!) Triple Skulls that HypnoToad ended a final turn that could have seen a Blitzer score to tie those conniving masked faces of Bear's Bad News Beards!
Whatever the case may be it surely was looking grim as the final turn of the game for SFC would require a GFI(1, RR, Made it but the RR was now gone~!) from the deep sideline of one side of the pitch to Pass(3+, Short) the Ball to induced Star Werewolf Catcher(?!) Wilhelm Chaney(3+), from there to somehow Blood Lust(2+) Dodge(2+) and HypnoGaze(4+?, 1TZ) a Diving Tackler just slavering for a chance to trip up the much needed Blood Lust(2+), Dodging(2+) Blitz from #13 Tracy "Double Penetration" Lords whom was just the recipient of a Hand Off play(3+ Catch, 1TZ) moments before.
There was a much needed follow up INTO a tackle zone for the Blitz or the drive would have halted one more movement away from the end zone so ANOTHER Dodge(2+) later followed by 2xGFI's(2+, 2+) and Miss Lords wiped off some kind of frothy spittle that nobody knew about before the play started!
Oh Tracy! You Whore!
A TouchDown...AND you did that while everyone's gaze was on the play upfield!?
What a Star(let)!
*****
Great game where DAD made it out in the pouring rain, late at night, to entreat a gimp with a game that really meant nothing besides the SPP and skill ups.
Thanks DAD, you're a gentlemanly scholar to be sure!
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