Elvz off to a slow start for Season 7
Archangel | September 7, 2009 - 51 weeks 6 days
The Elvz from tha Hood have been playing like it's the off-season still splitting their first two games. No turn-overs, win one, lose one, and not a single player has advanced.
Game 1 was some hot High Elf on High Elf action. The Elvz and the Etaine Excelsiors were playing touch-football. It was a 4-3 victory for the Elvz so lots of playing with the ball for both teams. Neither side lost an offensive drive despite a couple minor bobbles. The excitement of the match came when Krafty Kerr scored his 50th career completion!
Game 2 had the Elvz pitted against the Short and the Restless. Once again, both teams scored on their drives with no upsets, just at a much shorter pace than the Etaine Excelssiors. Coach archnaaaagle once again forgot that Troll Slayers are total bitches and positioned Tom tha Bomb too close to the line. Well, into the crowd he went. The players were not too happy about this screw-up and during the first half injured one troll slayer and Hideous Hugh murdered the other. Nurgle Crusher kept knocking Hideous Hugh over and Hideous kept getting back up and pounding him right back until he finally got fed up and tombstoned him. When asked about that fatal tackle at half-time, Hideous said "what goes around is all around!"
Next match will be the recently hobbled Aztecas. It's looking like it's going to take about 350K to induce the Aztecas onto the pitch. Several players have started showing a lot of promise in practice so we're anticipating rolling 2 or 3 strength increases at the end of the match :D
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Subhedgehog
September 7, 2009
51 weeks 6 days
Record game
Your 'slow start' is the record for number of completions in your game, between the Elvz and the Excelsior. Check the linky: http://thunderbowl.ca/tbsn/handler.php?type=memmatches
As I'm already posting something, I'll get my accusations out of the way now: They're juicing! Check their 'water'! It's pure elephant testosterone! Foul! Foul!
Warpstone
September 8, 2009
51 weeks 5 days
Elephant Testosterone
Dammit, that explains why Dr. Jellyfinger, Beastiality's ogre/elephant has been underperforming.
Hope to see the Elvz in the playoffs. I think we're both dark horses at the very least and can knock around atleast one or two B-League giants this season.