Cult of Cthulhu hold press conference on week 5 matchup
The Cult of Cthulhu held a press conference that was sparsely attended - no doubt due to the mix-up betwen press passes and consent-optional cult recruit badges. Seemingly pleased by the lack of a pressing media scrum, Coach Subhedgehog addressed those in attendance.
"The FN Givers have remained unbeaten until now, but all this will change in week 5, when they face the glorious Cult. All hail Father Cthulhu! Our victory goes to honour your be-tentacled visage!" intoned the coach.
When informed by this reporter that the Cult of Cthulhu's scheduled week 5 match was against the Warp Stone Engineer's "Run, Run! Score, Score!", Subhedgehog responded "Who?" This reporter filled the uncomfortable silence that followed by asking the coach to describe the Cult's plan to deal with the rat-men's mobility. "We shall enact the plan that Man Was Not Meant To Know," whispered Subhedgehog
The press conference was called to a close with a mandatory tasting of Roofie's Sleepy-Timez Adult Beverage®, which this reporter avoided by swallowing his notes and hiding in the bottom of the stadium latrine.
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