Cult of Cthulhu declare Rrinnhasha Rams Friends of the Great Old Ones
Coach Subhedgehog of the Cult of Cthulhu convened a press conference at the ticket booth of the 40 Grinders home stadium, where he was purchasing large lumps of tickets for what he believed was the upcoming match against the Rrinnhasha Rams. "Myself and a few thousand loyal thugs, cut-throats and murderers who know what's on the line are throwing our unequivocal support behind the Rrinnhasha Rams, as we have learned by augury that the Great Old Ones favour them."
The Rrinnhasha Rams final two opponents, 40 Grinders and Grayson's Grunters, stand poised to possibly overtake the Cult of Cthulhu in the C-League standings unless the Rams can secure wins against each of them. When informed that the Rams would likely bump the Cult down in the rankings if they won their last two games, coach Subhedgehog became violently angry. Shouting "SCREW THOSE GUYS ANYWAYS! We'll make sure no one wins!" the coach began attempts to start a riot and break into the stadium.
Book makers are not sure what to do with the news that the Cult of Cthulhu is actively trying to sabotage at least three matches, some of which have already been played. This reporter caught up with Lown Shaarck, notable odds maker, and interviewed him while placing his usual bets on the Vermillion Dread.
"This sort of outside interference is normal just before the playoffs. What we don't know is just how much clout the Cult of Cthulhu really has with fans. They haven't been all that effective on the pitch, but do have a fair amount of money in the treasury to hire hooligans, vandals and ne'er-do-wells."
Coach Subhedgehog, still attempting to lead a mob into the 40 Grinders stadium despite attempts by the stadium staff to inform him that he had missed the match by a few days, was unavailable to comment on Lown Shaarck's remarks. It is expected that the Cult of Cthulhu will put out a league boilerplate standard death threat against him, bringing Lown Shaarck's current total to an unlucky 13 this season alone.
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