Controversy Strikes Cult of Cthulhu in Match Against Incredibles!
Coach Subhedgehog of the Cult of Cthulhu had a lot of answers (some would say excuses...) regarding the Cult's first loss of their Thunder Bowl history. "We have identified the reason why our players were completely unable to regain their senses during the first three quarters of the match. Apparently a product representative of Roofie's Sleepy-Timez Adult Beverage had gained unauthorized access to our dugout by disguising herself as our half-time sacrifice. Thankfully, our half-time sacrifice pleased the Great Old ones, and they soon roused our fallen. Unfortunately, our half-time sacrifice did not please our dark masters enough, as we failed to secure the win." When asked what changes to stadium security would be enacted, Coach Subhedgehog said they'd "kick the ass of anyone who tried any 'funny business'".The press conference was brought to an abrupt end after Brother Aphoom-Zhah assaulted a reporter, repeatedly bleating "FUNNY BUSINESS!" and cackling with evil glee while force-feeding the hapless newsie's notebook down his throat. In other news, the Cult have generously provided a sponsor for their week 5 opponents, Run, Run! Score, Score! Roofie's Sleep-Timez Adult Beverage will be providing the half-time refreshments for the rat-men. What good sportsmanship!
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